Confessions Of Dating A Thai Whore
I’m heading to Bangkok in less than 2 weeks to experience Songkran again and get my dose of Thai women. At 54 years old, I want to do the full Songkran one more time. I remember sitting through the pandemic and thinking that I might never make it to Thailand again. Sitting in the Midwest US in isolation for 2 years kept me thinking of my last trip to Thailand. It was the last week of February 2020 I was in Bangkok and Pattaya. I met a girl in a Soi 6 Pattaya bar on a Sunday afternoon. She was not a typical Soi 6 worker, she was different! She was intelligent and much better looking and free of any tattoos. Her name is Dao. We sat and talked for a couple of hours and she seemed not interested in sex. I told her about myself and she told me about herself. In fact, I got the idea that she was just an agency girl working a 10-day contract. At this time, it was 3:30 PM and I said to her, I’m hungry and going to get something to eat, do you want to come? She asked for a 1,000 baht barfine, which surprised me, and we went to Terminal 21 and ate. Afterwards, we went to my hotel, had some fun, slept, and then went to the Pattaya Bier Garden. She was about to complete her Bachelor’s degree at a Bangkok university in a STEM discipline so I ignored the fact she was working as a whore and asked her the next morning to meet me in Bangkok. We spent a few days in Bangkok and then I was back off to Farangland to greet the first days of the pandemic.
I finally got back to Thailand in March of 2022 after the Chinese balloon ruined my planned February excursion. I met up with Dao and I have to admit that with all the despair around Bangkok it was a highlight of my Thailand adventures. I spent about half my holiday with her and the other half hitting Pattaya for a few days and doing my own thing in Bangkok. It was like I had a girlfriend and I felt she had genuine feelings for me.
I continued talking with her and so I took her to Phuket in August of 2022. We had a good time. She complained about the 5-star hotel I booked, but she enjoyed Monkey Hill, Cape Krating, Naka Market, and Bangla Walking Street. I remember I said my farewells to her. On my last day I was laying in my hotel room in the Mothership and she said she wanted to see me. I said I was out of money, but she didn’t care. She came over, I did my deed, we hung out, and then I was back to Farangland.
I then visited again in February of 2023. Unfortunately, Dao no longer lived in Bangkok. She had graduated university right after the pandemic, but struggled to keep a job for more than a month or two. Now she was living in Pattaya and I was not very happy about that. She was a 5’ 6”, 48 kg (105 pound) thin, lightly tanned, orange dyed hair, attractive Thai woman. Unfortunately, I had noticed she had gained weight. She was no longer thin and appeared out of shape. That was fine, I still enjoyed spending time with her and she was still my friend. We ran around Pattaya and Bangkok and it was a good time. And during this time, she offered me the price of 30k baht per month to be my wife for when I retire to Thailand. I told her I’d think about it. I was not in love with her, but do care and enjoy her friendship.
Then September of 2023 she wanted to go to Krabi and I agreed. I met her in Pattaya. The first thing I noticed was her lips. Dao started getting Botox in her lips. She looked like the Joker and had gained even more weight. She said she was now 64 kg or 134 pounds for us Americans. It saddened me a bit because she used to be such a nice-looking woman, now she was looking like a clown trying to be hi-so. In Pattaya, we just explored and hung out. I was staying on Beach Road and one late night we went on a walk. I really like Beach Road around 2 AM. While walking along the Coconut Bar, Dao sees a friend of hers. It was a ladyboy loitering with a troupe of ladyboys. Dao introduced me as her boyfriend and after about 10 minutes of chit chat, we were off again. As we walked away Dao said that her friend has a Bachelor’s degree in Finance, yet just got back from Oman working in a brothel for 200,000 to 300,000 baht for 3 months. I then said, “that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Who the hell wants to get fucked all day long? Why not work in an office for 30,000 baht per month and then hangout in front of Thermae on the weekends if you don’t have a boyfriend?” I then said, “if you work hard, after a few years you get a raise, then move on to another job and you’re making 50,000 baht a month or even 100,000 baht per month.” Dao went silent after that. As we kept walking towards Walking Street, I thought to myself, “what am I doing talking with such people?” That was the beginning of the end for us.
After four days in Pattaya, I needed to get back to Bangkok. I had already planned a trip with Dao to Krabi, but first I needed to meet up with a Bangkok law firm as I planned to get a retirement visa. I am someone that spends a lot of time on YouTube and the law firm is run by an American born man that provides various services. I felt it was a bit expensive, but I do have a drunk driving and a few other minor misdemeanors from my 20s so I sought counsel. The cost was a little less than it would cost me to take off two days of work, rent a car for two days, drive to Washington DC, rent a room for the night, and visa expenses. It was worth it and it saved me from a bunch of grief.
We were then off to Krabi. I did not mention that Dao that I had not had sex since just before our Beach Road walk. Once we got to Krabi, I rented a car and we headed to the Tiger Temple. She was not happy hiking up Tiger Temple. She looked like a ball of sweat. So, we went to the hotel and the air-con and the safe did not work. I was not in a good mood as I had nearly $2k USD in cash on me and it had been 2 days since we had sex. That night there was no sex and all she did was drink and ignore me at Ao Nang Landmark Night Market. By noon of the next day, I had not had sex in 3 days while sleeping in the same bed as her. I asked and she wasn’t interested. I gave her 15 minutes and came back and asked her again. She said yes, then complained it was too hot. I then went back to the room, booked a flight to Swampy, and packed my clothes. I gave her the money I budgeted and the key to the room. She took the money, and reminiscent of the scene when Robert told Suzi that Ben had gone back to his wife from the movie The World of Suzi Wong, Dao was silent, professional, and a bit teary eyed. I walked to my rental car, started the car and then I grabbed my phone and blocked her through Line. I ended up spending the rest of the day in the airport waiting for my flight to Bangkok.
I almost forgot. Once we got to the top of the Tiger Temple, Dao ran off away from me and got on her phone with her BFF Aom. Aom is interesting as she and Dao, as of 2023, were 28 years old. Aom got away from whoring and was working as a waitress at a roof top bar in Lat Krabang. Later I found out that the reason Aom got a job away from beer bars is she wanted to be able to prove employment so she could visit her boyfriend in Cologne. Except Aom was dumped by her boyfriend in September 2023 after 3 months living in Germany. As soon as it was over, she was on a plane to Phuket, because she had another guy lined up from Switzerland. In fact, I told Dao to go visit Aom or have Aom come to Ao Nang so they could hangout. The guy from Switzerland paid her 15,000 baht for the month in Phuket. As of February 2024, she is living in Switzerland with the young man and was in Pattaya with him in March. I know this because she posts it on her TikTok channel (Note, I use the website, not the phone app. I don’t want that junk on my phone).
Now in Bangkok, I knew there was one hotel in Bangkok that would help cheer me up. And that is the Mothership, Nana Hotel. I showered and went straight to the Plaza. After doing a walk around the bottom floor I went to the second floor and just as I turned left towards Geisha, I saw two YouTubers. I said, “hey aren’t you …?’ He said yes and I told him how I knew him. He invited me to have a drink with them in I believe Red Dragon; which is next to Mandarin on the second floor by the escalator and stairs.
It was good fun and those guys left. Unfortunately, during all the fun I fell off the wagon. I haven’t drunk any alcohol in the US in nearly 15 years and had not been drunk in 20. In Thailand I limit myself to 2 beers maximum, but on this night, I got drunk! I did try to barfine the girl I was with, but she didn’t seem interested and wanted 4000 baht plus barfine. The date was October 3; so not quite high season. I did the same thing in Spanky’s and a couple of other bars and finally got a barfine for 3000 plus 1000 barfine. Took her back to my room and though my John Hancock was substandard, I kept from feeling bad. I cannot say I was cured, but getting back on the horse so quick helped a lot. Much like the hair of the dog that bit me.
When I think back about my time with Dao, the reunion was filled with a lot of affection, she’d wake up in my arms, and we had a good time together. After a few days that would all fade into isolation. I noticed on our last few days together that she had begun snoring very loudly and sweat fairly heavily in her sleep. She would even have a strange stink about her the next morning, I had never experienced that before. She is full of demons. Demons that I cannot nor desire to defeat.
Thus, I have now learned, the hard way, that one can take the girl out of the bar, but you cannot take the bar out of the girl. I have also realized that a serious relationship with a woman would be much easier than that of a former bargirl. I don’t think it would be possible to have the type of relationship I desire with a woman if it were with a former bargirl. I got the feeling that Dao was not growing up. Yes, she is too young for me, but I felt like she was a lazy teenager that laid on the couch all day and wanted the easiest life possible. And that to have her live with me would be such a burden. Not only financially, but just trying to entertain her and prepare her for the future. She is not so different than most of the women that were in my life at one time. That being a gold digger that just wants an easy life and will pay for it with the occasional under the sheets folk dancing. And if she finds someone that can give her more, she’ll leave you. I’m fairly well experienced and had my heart broken many times before, so this was nothing. Though, someone that has not been with a lot of women and not had a lot of girlfriends, should think twice about dating a whore.
Regards,
The Turtle
