Stickman Readers' Submissions December 27th, 2005

An Ode To Dana




Dana is an author, with great wit, style and grace


Dana has a death wish, and a tranny on his face


He is a free spirit, with a traveling jones, high BP, and an infarcted heart


But it does not stop him from eating blue pills, to help him get a start

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He eloquently submits, his exploits on Stickman’s website


He works and lives in Boston, but he “exists” for his biannual Thailand flight


He lands at Don Muang, and heads to the mother ship


He loves it here and feels alive, it is how he starts each trip


He asks for his usual room, the one with the pre-installed eye bolt in the ceiling


He’s gonna find his real love this time, he really has that feeling


The money is in the shower rod, under the carpet and in the cushion


Time to find a partner to participate in some X-rated pushin and pullin


He will find his first love of the day, before departing the elevator


There she is, the love of his life, she’s just leaving her morning customer


He is done quickly, pays, and sends her on her way


He loves this place, he’s already nutted, and only 300 baht did he have to pay

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He exits and makes it thru the hazards, of the mother ship parking lot


He’s out on his quest, to find a chicken on a stick, cooked well – but not too hot


Now he’s nourished, checked in at both hotels, and ready for some action


He calls his favorite mamasan, and requests a pre-op that gets an erection


Dana has a death wish; Bar Girls, Free Lancers and Trannies, choosy he is not


Dana has a death wish; any “fucking” thing will do – as long as it is hot!


He likes boom boom and yum yum, but he much prefers Ow Ow


If he can’t find a willing free lancer, he’ll find a tranny that says MEOW


He visits the land of smiles, two times per year


He doesn’t wear a condom; is it a death wish or just no fear?


Don’t be fooled by the harsh words that he sometimes uses


Deep down he’s a softie and has no time for abusers


Really he’s just a man, looking for true love; deep down he has a heart of gold


He’s loved Nat, Noi, and Wen but none were he able to withhold


He needs a break from the city, and has a need to commune with pachyderms


Chang Mai is the place to slow down, relax and think; reflect and come to terms


10 days with a boner, the hearts been working much too hard


A bottle of water, a snickers, and some swensons, sleep is in the cards


A rest and reflection, wired back up and ready to go


Headed to Pattaya, eat some little blue pills to restart the show


The double A is waiting, check-in and say hi to friends


See the recreation lady, book the trip; parasail, swiming and dinner in Jomtien


Night times are great fun; Pattaya has much fun to offer


Dana has the time of his life with a tranny that’s a coiffuer


Put a tranny on the motorcycle and head to the beach in the afternoon hour


It hard to describe the exhilaration of ejaculation with a view from the watchtower


Bar girl, free lancer, young, old or a tranny, he don’t really give a shit


But hangin from the ceiling, they all seem to have a perfect fit


The trip is on its last legs, time to begin the process of a 33-hour return


As usual he found his love but he knows to say goodbye to preclude getting burned


Bangkok then to Boston back to work to earn a wage


But not before his departing breakfast; orange marmalade, toast and sau-SAGE

Stickman's thoughts:

Humorous!


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