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I Love My Little Whore Part 2

  • Written by Anonymous
  • May 19th, 2004
  • 1 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok

By Cheeky Bastard


My little whore came from a family so poor.
She has 4 sisters, all of them rotten to the core.
All of them have seen their income soar.
Just by go-go dancing and playing the whore.

Number 1 sister, now she is no bore.
She’ll make you laugh and even roar.
Those lady drinks you’ll buy not one but four.
New to Thailand, this game then maybe more.

She is so great at making you pay that Bar-Fine.
Then its, I’m hungry, can we please go out and dine.
Your money is spent on food, tips and maybe some wine.
She then asks the boss where’s that commission of mine.

You’ll assume she’s not married, no sign of a ring.
She knows every trick in the book, more clever than a ling.
She’ll tell she’s new to this game, like a bird on the wing.
She only wants the paper with the picture on of her King.

Now off upstairs in Nana to a short time room.
You’re told to shower and to preen and groom.
Now you’re holiday money is heading for doom.
She’ll clean your wallet faster than a new broom.

Now into that bed, with cleanliness it does lack
You’ll be told, please lay there, just on your back.
She knows what to do, a professional, she has the knack.
Within 2 minutes or less you’ve blown your stack.

Now it’s time to leave so she opens the door.
You just realise you’ve spent 8,000 or more.
She’ll go home to her Thai Husband, so Lor
And if you’re lucky, you ain't caught a sore.

Now, you understand you have just been had.
Please understand this and not get too mad.
Just think of her lazy drunken brothers and Dad.
She’ll buy them more whisky, for which they'll be glad.

I hope this helps you, and makes good sense
If not you’re thick and oh so dense.
This I tell true, I don’t sit on the fence.
What we're after are your dollars and pence.

Stickman's thoughts:

Very funny! Most enjoyable to read!