International Whore Dog Conference
Frenetic activity, definiteness of purpose, European sponsors, resolute execution, and the overcoming of myriad administrative hurdles, have led to the first IWDC to occur in BKK later this year.
Negotiations with the Sukhothai hotel as a venue, are proceeding and appear promising.
Events and Education Modules
The Breakthrough
Learn how to overcome your challenges, and become inspired by abject whoring.
Whoring with Clarity of Purpose
Change your personal and professional perspectives so you can transform your life to one of focused drive, enthusiasm and inspiration, irrespective of whoring venue.
Seven Mongering Secrets
Join a human behavioral specialist with over 40 years of experience in transforming relationships for an evening presentation. Sharing valuable principles and action steps that will have a lasting impact on the health of your most valuable interactions with fit pole swingers, street skanks, bar girls, transvestites etc. A scintillating treatise on genital warts will complete this module.
Inspired Destiny
An acclaimed psychologist will present a contrarinan didactic on Beach Road skanks vis-a-vis long-term happiness. Multiple daily skank encounters and your risk assessment protocols.
Briffault's Law
An interactive three hour didactic. Two 20 minute breaks with complimentary lunch/drinks in the Colonnade.
Fisting 101
The irrepressible Dana will be flown in on Peccadillo's Cessna Citation X for this delightful presentation. Vaginal and anal. Analysis. Health risks. Perianal hypertrophy. Vascular trauma concerns specifically related to the pudendal plexus and peripheral structures.
Sham Emotion
Peccadillo presents this dynamic lecture on the neurobiological configuration of sociopathy. Glibness and superficial charm. Inveterate lying. Lack of remorse, shame, or guilt. Incapacity for love. Need for stimulation. Callousness and lack of empathy. Rage and rudeness. Absence of realistic life plan / parasitic lifestyle. Thai women will be analyzed in this module.
Level One Peccadillo Method Training Program
5 Day training program. Learn to use and apply the Peccadillo Method. Refer to the Pec on Pec interview available on the Stick site. A nice introduction to the Peccadillo Method.
Caligula Cruise
Join Peccadillo, human behavioural specialist, physician, and internationally recognized writer, as he shares his story and his most significant insights. Unlocking inner genius and potential so that you can bring your mission, talent, and destiny to your whoring practices. Cruise on a privately owned USD 20 million yacht anchored near Bali Hai pier in Pattaya.
Deep throat Dana will be cruising on Caligula in full sartorial regalia. Snake skin leotards paired with a sleeveless Versace V-neck.
Visionary Leadership
Peccadillo will be elaborating on the five pillars to turn your mongering into a profitable avocation.
Full Disclosure
All presenters at IWDC are donating their time and energy without monetary honoraria.
All conferees will attend IWDC at no cost. And we appreciate all input in the initiation and launch of the first IWDC.
Dana is an exception. The board of directors at IWDC determined that it was incumbent upon us to remunerate Dana. He will be flown to Singapore on Peccadillo's Citation. Billeted at Raffles. While occupying the Royal suite. Three days of luxury.
Collectively, the board has made the decision, that Dana will be provided with a USD 1500 per diem while in Singapore. He has agreed to drink Singapore Slings at the Long Bar for two hours while sporting an intractable and lascivious grin. Wearing a garish outfit. Dana is a teetotaler. But he is flexible.
Dana will reconnoiter Four Floors of Whores. And he doesn't care that a lot of the so-called Flip maids have now become part time P4P ladies all be it for a cheap price! He will explore all chicken houses that are located in the designated zone south of Geylang.
Dana realizes that the Towers has now become a bit of a shit hole with the only good bar being the Ipanema Bar!
On his last night in Singapore, the IWDC board suggested that Dana look for something a bit more upscale. We have suggested Brix night club at the Hyatt on Scotts Road – it's just to the right of the Hotel lobby! "Granted, it's still predominantly working girls there but, it has to be said, most of them are very attractive, fair skinned Vietnamese girls. It's also a great bar in it's own right with a good selection of wines, a good live band and a relaxed atmosphere – a good Saturday night out." Stick contributor
We all recognize, that if we happened upon Dana late at night, on Beach Road, surrounded by a pack of rabid soi dogs, we would reflexively pull for Dana. Okay, technically we might not intervene, or render aid, but we would pull for Dana! Kind of like when Tom Dempsey kicked a 63 yard field goal with a club foot (in the final two seconds to give the New Orleans Saints a 19–17 win over the Detroit Lions on November 8, 1970). No one really thought he would make it.
As for me, my money goes on Dana in a dog fight.
Note: Enjoy a complimentary lunch at the Colonnade restaurant each day of the conference. Beer Chang is complimentary for conferees.
Please direct inquires to the following:
Klaus Overstreet
Managing Director
IWDC / Caligula Cruises
ccgi-worldwidekarkus@usa.net