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Odes to European / Thai Girl Relationships

  • Written by Anonymous
  • February 5th, 2011
  • 4 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok

Thai girl .Western man relationships, rather well described in 80's song verse :

From reading all the train wreck stories on the site I have compiled some ditties made from mainly 80 songs

Here goes :
act 1
Lonely white man looking for love in LOS and happens on a WG

silver girl / Fleetwood Mac

she was a silver girl
lost in a hi tech world
she was a golden girl
immersed in a hardcore world
she would have preferred
the last generation
but that's all right
she's on her way

she has the Midas touch
she was lady luck
she's got a million bucks
and she looks like it
she's had a few hard times
sometimes it blows her mind

some times she was just an actress
but you will never really know
a shadow moved across her face
you cannot see her soul

ans as her world turns
she feels so alone
still she's a danger girl
insane far beyond her years

act 2 affection starved white man falling in love

S Perry ; foolish heart

I need a love that grows
I don't want it unless I know
with each passing hour
some one will be there
ready to share

foolish heart, hear me calling
stop before you start falling
foolish heart hear my warning :
you've been wrong before
don't be wrong anymore

act 3madly in love and trying to make it work

N Larson; lotta love

Its going to take a lotta love
to change the way things are
its going to take a lotta love
or we wont get too far
and if we don't see eye to eye
my heart needs protection
and so do I

act 4 suspicions creeping in…

Ace; How long

Well if friends of a fancy persuasion
don't add up to part of the scheme
then I cant help but have my suspicions
cause I ain't as dumb as seem

act 5 she starts behaving badly and demeaning you

Alex O Niel Criticise

All you ever do is criticise
cant you find something else to talk about ?
is the only song you sing ?

don't criticise my friends !
don't criticise my ideas!
don't criticise my lifestyle !
I'm fed up cause all you want to do is criticise

now cant we talk this over
cause your conversation ain't right
we can make our love stronger
you wont have to think twice

act 6 She turns out not to be what you thought

Alex O Niel Fake

your name was Patty
now its Kay
girl you seem to change it every day!

you're a fake
cant conceal it
know how I know
cause I can feel it

you're a fake
no rhyme or reason
cause in your mind
Its lying season

in bed this morning
you called me Clyde
Alex is the name I go by!
If women could be counterfeit
then you would be it

you're a fake
baby
I've blown you cover
the jig is up
cause I've discovered
you're a fake !

cant change my mind
cause I' ve decided
you're a fake
baby
and I m disgusted
the game is through
and girl you're busted !

act 7 You catch her out

Rupert Holmes ;Him

Over by the window
there's a pack of cigarettes
not my brand, you understand,
sometimes the girl forgets
she forgets to hide them
I know who left those smokes behind
she'll say he's just a friend
and I'll say I'm not blind

to him, him, him
what's she going to do about him
she's going to have to do without him
or do without me . me, me!
no one gets to get it for free
its me or its him!

I don't want to own her
but I cant let her have it both ways
three is just one to many of us
she leaves with me, or stays :
with him, him, him

What's she going to do about him
you're going to have to do without him
or do without me, me, me
no one gets to get it for free
its me or its him

act 8 You kick her out

Get out right now Jojo

Get Out right now
its the end of you and me
get out right now, I cant wait for you to be gone !
cuz I know about him (who) and I wonder (why)
how I bought all the lies, you said you would treat me right but it was just a waste of time !

Watch out for nr 1
Its written in the stars (oops) I mean songs !

the Frenchman


Stickman's thoughts:

Funnily enough, quite a lot of songs in Thai talk about love and girls in the industry, with songs by sad guys about their girlfriend going to Bangkok to be with foreign men not uncommon!