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Pussy Hunting in Thailand – 2

  • Written by Anonymous
  • June 21st, 2008
  • 12 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok


Hello again Stickies. Last week I told you a little bit about my pussy hunting adventures with my good friend Blackest Bart. Me I am here to tell you more good news. There is more pussy here in Thailand that you can even imagine. This week we look at some of the different type of women and see how to pick the ones that is hot and ready.

Animal Lovers

Frustrated women need a substitute. Sometimes they chose a dildo but many settle for an animal instead. Yeah, yeah, me I know you are thinking what chance to you have up against an animal like me but that is not what I mean. You have seen women getting out of their Honda Jazz or daddy’s Merc with there cuddly little lap dog nestled in their arm. Those revolting little monsters are pampered primped and poufed cos there owners are not getting any sex. Me I used to think those women were not worth bothering with. Then one day I tripped over the lead of one of the little rats, a Cheewowwa or something as I walked down the road. Broke the little darlings neck and that turned out to be a very lucky thing. The girl holding the end of that lead was drop dead gorgeous. She was wearing a sexy see-through top with a skimpy bra, tight jeans with just the top of her white panties peeping over the top. Me I haven’t seen anything so sexy for a long time. She took my breath away even though she was standing there screaming histericelly. Me I can’t stand to see a woman crying. My friend Bart he knew this so he picked up the little rat thing and undid the collar and throw it into the nearest garbage bin. By this time a crowd has gathered around. She is pointing at me screaming Merderur, Merderur! There was only one thing to do. I pulled out a wad of money and waved it in front of her beautiful sculpted nose. She shut up immedietly. She was Thai. What did you expect?

Me I offered to take her for a coffee at Starbucks and take her elbow gently to lead her there. We were standing outside so it was not far. After we sat down I spoke gently to her apologize for the accident and offered to buy her another one, another ratdog I mean. While I talk I am looking at her perfect breasts and a very suggestive curve and dip in her slinky white skirt and my tool start to rise. Just about then I notice a change come over her. Her eyes was roving over my well developed muscles and down to my tool. Me I was wearing a black singlet and baggy beach shorts so she had a good look at my pecs and abs rippling as I picked up my large size coffee cup. She was soon positively drooling. It did not take your good friend Aha long to show her where I got my first name from. If you think this is unusual you are wrong. It’s that easy to pick up women but I don’t recomment you go around killing dogs just to meet them!

Married Women

Whenever Bart and me go out pussy hunting we are always on the lookout for married women. These are the best quarry of all cos they are not looking for love. They just crave sex. Sometimes they don’t even know they want sex but when me and Bart come into view that changes. He already told you about our night out at Spasso’s. Boy I can tell you that was a scary night. Bart saw the glassy eye look I get wen my tool starts rising. The blood rushing down there leaves me a bit short in the rest of my body. Lucky I am a big boy Samoan and have a lot of blood, eh? Anyway getting back to them women, when they see two solid muscle young men with flat abs bulging arms and bulging shorts we are a sure turn on to those high class ladies. If you don’t measure up yet do not give up hope. Get yourself to your nearest gym and start working out. Building up your muscles releases endorphins to make you feel good. It builds up your hormone levels too so you can make them womens moan with pleasure as you roar. As I was saying married women are easy meat cos they cannot afford to get serius if they want to keep their marriage intact. Another good thing about married women is that they know how to give and receive pleasur.

How do we spot married women?

Look around you. They are a little older maybe not quite as well dressed as single girls. Many sport a marriage ring but not all of them. Even so how hard can it be to spot them? So how to chat them up? Bart and me choose the ones with kids first. Yeah yeah I know stretch marks are unsightly but when you are doing the horizontal war dance who cares? When we walking down the street we go up and tell the mother how beautiful her kid is. Then we start chatting her up. Even if we don’t get to take her to a hotel immediately we get her cell number and the best time when to call when her husband he is not home. Then we call her the next day. Don’t wait any longer than that or she will forget who you are. The trick is not to ask to see her right away. Just have a casual nonthreatening conversation with her first. Leave her wanting more but leave her hanging. Call her up the next day and do the same. Then ask her to meet you after that. She will be panting to get into your pants. Easy eh?

One word of warning though. Never go to her home. Me I make that mistake once and ended up jumping out a window into a cactus garden with no trousers on. That put the prickle in my pickle let me tell you!

Older Women

Oh where to start with older women? I am not talking about real old women here but women in the mid to late thirties. They are in their prime sexual time by this time. Some might be career women. The best ones are university professors because they so smart and sexy. Some older women they maybe have been married at least ten years. Their husbands are getting older and not so active in bed. Or maybe some already got divorced. Whatever, they aren’t getting what they want. What is a poor girl to do? Why call on the services of Bart and Aha of course!

Me I love older women. They are so grateful for any young stud they can get. Me and Bart surely know how to please them. Even so, older women know what they want and they will tell you how to please them without any problem at all. Sometimes they take control and do things you would never expect. That’s when having an older woman can be so exciting you don’t want to get out of bed, ever. Me even though I am a big guy I can only go about six or seven times a day. Then I need a good night’s sleep to rehydrate so to speak.

You might think that you have to be a bit gentle with them older women but you would be wrong. These women are seasoned. They like a good solid pounding that has them squirming and squealing all over the bed, the floor, the kitchen table, wherever. If you are not in good shape you better turn your back on older women. They will wring you dry and toss you aside.

University Students

Not worth bothering with. Too young. Too immature. Too inexperienced I hear you saying. You might be right. Maybe. Me and Bart only bother with them if they are really really hot eh? The biggest problem with students is that they haven’t learnt what their pussy is for yet. They think it is there so they can pee or snag a husband get married and squeaze out a series of kids. So when Bart and me meet up with students we take it very easy at first. You have to drop plenty of hints to them not to get serious. If you see them “falling in love” you have to break their hearts and move on immediately. Sticking around only gets messy and who needs just one pussy when there are so many just waiting to fill with love? (Old Samoan saying, uh huh!)

If you can get them to understand that they can have a lot of fun without getting serious then you have hit the jackpot. These girls are eager to learn. They are students eh? They will try anything if you promise to teach them about it. Some of our best orgies have been with university students. I like to think that we have contributed mightily to the better education of young Thai women.

Gorsang Women

Gorsang means laborer in Thai you know?. These girls you see working on construction sites. They love to labor under a heavy load. They are not sophisticated. Me I can tell you that they like their sex like their work. If you like get down dirty sex a Gorsang is just the ticket. Give her a good shower before you start. Take the time to explore her body in the shower as you wash and scrub the work site off her. She will revel in the attention you lavish on her and you will be able to work up a good appetite as you feast your eyes on her charms. Then get to work on her. She will be screaming with pleasure as you slot into her tongue and groove.

Thai Chinese Women

The Thais love these women for their white skin. My experience has been that they are not all that much fun in the sack. They are too cold and calculating. Every time I have mounted one I could swear I hear the sound of cash registered chiming in the background. You have to be careful to stay away from the family. That is hard too do. These women find it hard to break away from their overbearing father and mother. The only way you will pull one of these is if her father has died and she wants to get out from the clutches of her domineering mother. Then she will do anything to get hold of your pleasure pole for a few hours. The only problem with these women is they are hard to heat up but when they do Whooooeeee look out! They are hot. One woman I met at Spassos she like my tool so much me I have to ration her to one time a week. Every time we go to a hotel the second bang is the door closing!

Saumaeafe (from http://www.samoalive.com/myths&legends.htm)

She is one of our ancient Samoan legends. She came from Saleimoa village but not everyone in that village is familiar with Saumaeafe’s appearance. She is a lady of extraordinary beauty. She has pretty breasts and fine hair. However, when she is angry she turns quite ugly. She then looks like a wrinkled old woman with coarse hair. You married men might recognize her easily. If she wants to tempt a young man to become her husband, she appears in her most pleasing form, with voluptuous breasts and yellowish brown hair. Should the young man resist, she kills him.

Saumaeafe pursues all the handsome young males in Samoa and is constantly in search of new conquests from Falealupo, at the far end of Savaii, to Tutuila. She is jealous of all the virgins and if a chief’s son should court one, she kills her.

A young man becomes aware of her presence when he suddenly awakens from his sleep. He sits up and looks in vain for the person who has disturbed him. His nostrils are assailed by the odours of sandalwood and sea fruits that fill his mosquito net. When Saumaeafe has possessed him, he falls into a deep sleep from which he does not awaken until late in the morning. When he gets up, the people wonder at his handsome appearance and his heightened colour. He looks as if he had been exposed to the sun. No young man is keen on such a visitation for, if Saumaeafe finds out that he has another sweetheart, he is liable to pay with his life.

The following incident happened in the year 1890. A lady with brown hair, bunched up as if for the purpose of providing shade, dressed in a kilt of ti leaves, her breasts draped with what is known as bat wing cloth, was walking along the main road of Fasitoo. The villagers were surprised at her beauty and wondered where she had come from, for no travelling party had arrived in town.

When the lady reached the west end of Fasitoo, she was accosted by one of the village chiefs and invited to come to his house for a kava. Very much annoyed, she said: “Shut up. You have no business to talk to me.” The chief retorted, “I haven’t said anything un-becoming. I just invited you to take a cup of kava with me.” “Don’t you dare talk to me,” the lady angrily replied and vanished into thin air. Bart and me fled Canada and Samoa to avoid women like Saumaeafe. Now we live in the City of Angels we are very happy pussy hunting. Even so I have met a few Saumaeafes here. Just learn what to look for and make sure you are up to taming her. She will be your little pussycat if you do that. You can always make her disappear if you give her enough money!

Look Krung

Look Krungs are good because they have grown up with so much western influence. They usually have a good education and you can actually engage in pillow talk after you have both bonked each others brains out. Believe me, she is insatiable in bed and a challenge to your intellect out of it. Look krungs they are a wonderful mixture of the best of the west and the east. Beautiful, sophisticated, and hot. What else could a man want? Even if she is already married a look krung is quite possibly the best f*ck buddy around.

There you have it. The best assessment of the different types of women even you has a chance of winning if you play it right. You need a good body, a smart mind, and the will to have a good time. Are you up to the challenge? Bart and Aha challenge you. Let’s hear reports of your conquests right here on Stickman. Good hunting Stickies!

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