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I Love My Little Whore Part 4

  • Written by Anonymous
  • May 22nd, 2004
  • 2 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok

By Cheeky Bastard


My Little Thai Whore, has a sister called Lek
to be honest, she doesn’t play with a full deck
she's as thick as they come
and really quite dumb
I reckon the ya ba has made her a wreck.

Poor little Lek , is as “mad as a hatter”
Something is wrong with her old “grey matter”
as baa as they come
still sucks her thumb
her stepfather, her life he did shatter.

Now our Lek is attractive a good looking chick
It’s a shame she's so stupid really quite thick
I blame her step-dad
he’s has driven her mad
her cherry was popped with his own slippery dick.

You see life in deep I-saan right out in a village
some things go on like rape and still pillage
poor Lek was miss-treated
her virtue was cheated
because this man gave her his sperm spillage.

Every morning she feeds the Monks at Alm’s
her actions and thoughts without any qualms
she feeds them lust
by flashing her bust
and offers a wank with her palms.

Her boyfriends a Monk who learnt in Mauritius
and he really thinks our Lek is delicious.
he told her; the next time I cum
I’ll be shagging your bum
because the scab on your c**t looks suspicious.

Meeting at the temple so meekly
he shags her there at least twice weekly
they lay on his robe
where he gives her a probe
and of some these positions are quite uniquely.

One time an old Monk she saw for spiritual healing
she came back with a rather strange feeling
she then laid on her back
and tickled her crack
then pissed all over the ceiling.

Now a "charity" I offer to you for money to send
It all legal, donations the rules I just don’t bend
you can use your baht-credit
the sum we just wont edit
we need your money for her doctors to mend.

This story I tell too pull on your heartstring
I'm just thinking about how much money your bring
I’ll rattle my jar
you'll hear from far
you've been had by yet another Thai sting.

Now is this little poem a lie, or maybe just true
read it again and pick up the clue
If all bullshit, I hope you don't see thru
Little Lek will tell you anything for money accrue.

Stickman's thoughts:

Ok.