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I Love My Little Whore Part 3

  • Written by Anonymous
  • May 21st, 2004
  • 2 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok

By Cheeky Bastard


My Little Whore has a sister called Nong,
she dances all night just wearing a thong.
The dance steps are the same to every song,
you know that place, we call it Pat-Pong.

Now, Nong’s not so pretty, she looks like a pig,
her tits are too small and her arse is too big.
Her hair is long, but it’s really a wig,
she looks more beautiful with the more beer that you swig.

You’re out on the town, your lust you must feed,
any young hooker will do, to fill that need.
She’ll show you the way, and she'll take the lead,
an hour before she was full of another man's seed.

She’ll show you a hotel that’s ever so near,
telling you the words you're longing to hear.
Don’t worry my health card states – me all-clear.
lying bitch hasn’t seen a doctor, for at least a year.

In the hotel, you’ll have your fun and your bash,
not even a thought, who else has used her gash.
Your'll just pay her in hard earned cash,
and off to work again she will dash.

Now tomorrow please go buy the latest Dv-D,
the room, a camera hidden so small and oh so wee.
For sure, yourself performing you will see,
she just did it for the commission fee.

Now this CD, we can all see what you do,
maybe you visited that hole, were she goes to poo-poo.
She earns good money for not having one man but two,
a digital change, and magic there’s another man with you.

Your'll swear blind, no man was by your side,
looking at this, you’ll just want to run and hide.
They name this movie, "2 men, a whore having a ride"
Oh – don't forget this CD, is to be sold worldwide.

You came on holiday, a land so far,
wanted a whore, so you went to that bar.
Now your reputation is all of a mar,
you never thought you'd end up a movie-star.

This movie is made, and your get no money,
all the commisions are paid direct to your Thai honey.
We all watch and think its funny,
we ain't got a dick thats drippy and runny.

Stickman's thoughts:

Very good again!