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Pussy Hunting in Thailand 11

  • Written by Anonymous
  • September 6th, 2008
  • 9 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok


Trust and Intimacy

Hi Stickies! Did you watching the Olympic Games? You see all those slim strong bodies performing heroic feets? The favorite sport of mine is the gymnasts. They are not only very strong but also very beautifuls to watching eh? Me I sit in front of the TV and I am thinking what it would be like in bed with one of those lithe firm feminine bodies. Imagine her strutting out of the bathroom marching towards the bed stiff legged and pointy toed. Then she does a forward flip and lands on your pole eh? Me I would give her 10 points for that!

Or how about if one of them is a little hard of hearing and you say Put your legs behind my head and she puts them behind her head instead! Talk about positioning perfectly to hit her G-Spot eh? Whoooeeee! You have to love the Olympics. Me I looked in the mirror and am happy to see my body is nearly as good condition as they. Can you say the same?

Some reader he said recently that Aha and Bart we are very big boasters. Sure we are! We are very happy with ourselves. We are handsome and we got good bodies and we are rich. We know we are very lucky. But do you thinking we wasting all that? Maybe you sit in the bar all day and night but not Aha and Bart. We are working out to keep fit for our sexercise. Me I run two or three miles every day. Then I do weights and aerobic exercises. It is not easy being us but the rewards are worth it. Our 8-pack abs they is very special for the ladies. Me I can doing 100 push ups every morning. How do you think I performing in bed eh? You bet! Sometimes I am even doing it one handed. The womens they are so amazed when my spare hand starts moving on there bodies. They think at first someone else is climbed onto the bed with us. Then they open there eyes and they cannot believe it. They LIKE IT! One girl she asked me if I can do no hands on top of her, but I told her maybe my schlong it is not that strong!

Ok, you are sitting there thinking that crazy Aha he is doing it again. He is bragging to make you readers feel bad. Not so! Oh no no no. Me I want to inspire you to be everything you can to be. Go look in the mirror. Or better still go to the beach and ask your friends to taking a movie of you. Make sure to tell them to set the camera to wiiiiiiide angle lens though eh? What do you see? Are you slim and muscled? Or you are sagging and flopping all over the places like your mum’s pudding at Xmas? Hey! You like the girls who are beautifuls. What do you think the girls like eh? Sure! They like a mans that looks after himself. You don’t have to be young or rich or even handsome like Bart and me. No. As long as you can performing and you take care of yourself you will be confident too. Confidence. That is what attracts the ladies eh? They see a man taking a blue pill and they groan, Oh no! Another man with a droopy dick who does not understand the difference between performance and feelings. Maybe you haven’t figured this out yet you guys but the biggest and best aphrodisiac is right inside your own head.

Me I been reading Phet’s latest story “Waiting for Godknows”. He is writing so much good sense…..at last. Before he was moaning and groaning he could not find a woman. What was he doing? Walking around with his eyes at crotch level? Now he’s married he suddenly discovers confidence and the women are finally attracted to him. He has finally learned the one great Pussy Hunting secret….too late. So what is the big secret?

Here she is a clue.

It is not getting married like Phet!

When you go out pussy hunting and you are not desperate you will have more women than you can poke a stick at.

This is true my Stickie friends. When Phet got married he is getting so much good pussy that he do not have to worry about getting it any more! The womens they know this! They see a man walking around happy and they thinking to themselves I want to fuck that man. He is too happy. I want to make him miserable again. Yes this is absolutely true. Aha tells you so. Now consider this. If you go hunting bar girls what are you going to get? Yes, that is right. You are getting the dregs left over from all the other mongers who have been there before you. There is no adventure. No fun. You just pay the bar and wham bam thank you maam. How can you possibly build a trusting and intimate relationship with someone like that? No. If you want to have a meaningful relationship with a real Thai woman – or any woman – you have to make the effort. You have to be a REAL MAN like me and Bart eh?

Phet did say something that makes me laugh though. He thinks that Foster Foskin is not so handsome. Well let me tell you something Stickies. Me I have met Foster once or twice. He is not what you would call handsome but he do have a twinkle in his eye and a supreme confidence in hisself. You can see when he walks down the street with you the girls they are all smiling at him. He just oozes confidence with a devil-may-care attitude that make the girls they want to take off their panties right there and then. He is a little bit older than Bart and Aha of course but we felt an immediate affinity with him. He is fun to be around. This is what the girls love. Foster he does not care if he finds a woman or not. So the girls they come flocking.

Ooooh! How can I be like that? You might ask yourself. The answer it is simple. You must belief in yourself first. You must know that you are worthy of the trust and intimacy of any woman you fancy. If you are prepared to walk out of a relationship if it do not suit you the girls they know. They will do anything to make you feel good and want to stay.

The ladies they like a man who is confident. They can smell desperation a mile away. Not even a few wipes with Axe deoderant will make that desperate smell go away. So many mens they come over here after a bad divorce. You can smell failure on them. They want a woman – any womans. They see all them beautiful good girls pouring out of the offices every lunch time and they stand there drooling. No good girl will want them for sure. So they give up and go hire a bar girls.

Now what kind of relationship can you having with a bar girl eh? Can you feel that special feeling you get with someone you trust? How can you even trust her if you do not trusting your own feelings? So you bonk her. Bonk! Bonk! Then you maybe roll over on your back and stare up at the ceiling. You lie there thinking Now What?

I tell you What. Nothing!

You cannot whisper sweet things in her ear because she is only thinking to get paid and get out of the room to go making more money. So maybe you get a big idea and you start talking to her about money. Maybe you offer her money to stay longer. You are so desperate for her company you are even willing to pay her for it.

How pathetic is that eh?

Oh mens! You compare that with what Bart and me do. We have a few girlfriends all the time. These girls they know we have other girlfriends. They know we have insatiable sexual urges and we need more than one woman. Do the girls mind? No! Do you know why? Because they are so satisfied when we are with them that they never have time to worry about the other girls. When we are with a woman we give her our total devotion. We make her feel so happy she cannot think about anything else.

You think Aha he is boasting again? Ha Ha Ha Aha!

Let me ask you a question. After you take a bar girl and pay her off does she call you up all the time begging you to take her again for free? Oh sure, bar girls they call their customers up all the time because they sniff the money. She will call you up or email you and try to get you to pay her more money. Maybe she even knows you are stupid enough to send her money from back home so that she will not have to work in the bar any mores. But she will never give it to you for free. Ha Ha Ha Aha!

You want her not working in the bar? Are you kidding? What do you think she is? Some kind of a virgin who just happened to pop into a bar for a quick piss so you got lucky and met her then? Give me a break!

Here is the worst kept secret in the Universe.

You can never ever trust a bar girl.

Never. Not even for one second. Never ever ever. She might fool you for a long time. That’s what bar girls are good at. But at the end of the day she will betray you. She will rob you blind and maybe you won’t even know it. She will take your money and your heart and you will be left with nothing at the end. You can give her your trust. She will give you nothing. Not even intimacy. She only gives you fake feelings. Without total trust between a man and woman there is no chance for a relationship to work. If you have no trust how can you build up a deep intimate relationship? You can not. It is that simple.

Listen Stickies to your friend Aha. Listen good because you know me I am telling the truth do you not?

There is nothing so satisfying as a deep intimate relationship with a woman. You can never get that with a bar girl.



Stickman's thoughts:

Running out the door as I have a busy day so no comments today, sorry.