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Pussy Hunting in Thailand Part 6

  • Written by Anonymous
  • August 2nd, 2008
  • 10 min read



Ah my good buddies what a wonderful thing an education is, eh? Don’t you just love those guys that run around this big old town boasting about all the letters they got after their name?

I wuld not be surprised to hear one day, I’m a PhD of Garbage Collecting with a Major in Plastic Recycling. Or how about the guys who boast they are so well educated but they looking down on others who got their learning from books and by looking up information on the internet? What is wrong with learning got from books? Maybe these so well educated morons forget that they had to study books while they was working so hard to get that precious piece of paper they are so proud of. Oh yeah! That’s right, I forgot. A lot of these guys are so old now they didn’t have the internet back then so they had to tramp down to the library to try and find the books they needed to look up. One old fart was stupid enough to write on a forum I come across recently, and I kid you not! Google, the curse of the thinking classes…..

Hello? Hello? Is there anybody IN there?

The curse of the thinking classes? Is he serious? Would someone tell me just what is wrong with looking up information on Google? No! Scratch that. Don’t tell me. Tell the idiot who made that moronic statement.

Me I have a pretty good education if you call going to school and passing all the exams. Yeah I got a degree or two but does that make me a better person?

What? You don’t believe me because I write like a, like a, a, aha, Samoan?

Frankly, Aha me I don’t care what you think. Me I don’t go around boasting about my education because I believe education and good breeding should be self evident. If you haven’t got none no amount of boasting about it will endow you with it in the eyes of others.

Some of the stupidest nastiest people I ever met claimed they were real well educated. They went around bragging how they are so superior they didn’t have to treat other lesser mortals gently. Rubbish! Where do they think the appellation Gentleman comes from? People like these ratbags obviously have missed out on the most basic social graces. Even my ancient ancestors who were real primitives lived according to a strict set of customs and social rules that included dealing with people civilly. Of course, they would usually take a big club along to meetings just in case they had to beat the shit out of you for not seeing things right. Even way back then we Samoans knew it was always better to walk softly and carry a big club.

Living on small islands like we do we know that getting along is good for everyone. We all know each other. Maybe not personally but each village knows about the others nearby. We keep track of our lineage through our oral history. Me I was always good at oral work. Just ask my girlfriends. My family can trace its roots way back to the first canoe that landed on Lagoto beach centuries ago. We have royal blood in our veins. So what? I still have to get up in the morning and put on my trousers like anyone else. They just happen to be real big trousers too, so you bozos out there who threatened to beat me up if they ever met me, you better think again. You are insulted cos Bart and me are right, eh? Ha Ha Ha Aha!!

So what is it with these white boys that come to Thailand putting on airs they have no right to? They have no breeding no family history. How many of them can trace their families back much further than two or three generations eh? Truth be known if they did they would probably find out they come from peasant stock good only as cannon fodder for their betters. They know it too. That’s why they come here and try to change their life story to make themselves look better. Only one problem with that. An asshole is still an asshole even if you gild it with gold eh?

Me I like a down to earth buddy who doesn’t put on airs and graces. I choose my friends carefully on that basis. That’s why Bart and me teamed up. Bart won’t ever admit to it but he comes from a fine family with roots in Canada that go back over three centuries. Before that his family came from good European stock. That kind of breeding shows no matter how hard you try to hide it.

So how is this all related to pussy hunting in Thailand eh?

I’m glad you asked. Let me explain.

Me I’ve met more than a few guys here who go around boasting about their wonderful education. They expect the Thais to bow down to their superior knowledge and treat them better than they would ever get back home. What they don’t understand is that the Thais are not stupid. They can tell bullshit from chickenshit. Come to think of it, in some cases it’s very difficult to tell the difference at all but you know what I mean. Thailand unfortunately attracts a lot of losers who couldn’t make it back home. They come here and think because they don’t understand the language and customs that they are better than the Thais.

Do they really think this attitude is going to endear them to women here? Oh sure they can impress the current bar girl they are groping for a few drinks but give me a break! No self-respecting Thai girl would piss on them if they were on fire!!!!

I was reading a very good submission on Stickman the other day by Jayson. This statement impressed me mightily, Most of the Thai girls are still looking for the decent Thai guy with means, but they’ve really got to have the whole package. And even if they did, they best dispense with the bull. Thai guys can read these girls like a book. So can the guy’s family. Thai girls can’t pull any shenanigans on a Thai guy with stature. But a falang guy? Man, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

Bullseye in one! Then he goes on to hammer the point home, what do you think of when you’re in your home country and you see a white woman with a black guy? Well that’s how Thais see it. It’s just not normal. In America, most white parents—even the ones who claim not to be racists—would prefer their daughter not marry a black man. Would prefer she marries her own kind. Some reasons may be concern for their daughter related to social stigma, lifetime of discrimination, etc. Some parents, of course, are just pure racists. Well in this regard, Thai parents are not much different from white American parents.

Yet a lot of these so-called ‘educated’ white boys come to Thailand expecting to pick up a good Thai girl just by snapping his fingers. Yeah. Sure. He can get a Thai girl like that but she will be the waitress coming to collect on his bar bill.

Look around you boys. See all those white boys walking around with those dark skinned country farmer’s daughters you just know work in a bar? She is the kind of girl decent Thai men wouldn’t poke a wooden stick at let alone their own stick, or come to think of it that of our own dear Stick. Fact is, she is damaged goods. Washed up and ugly to boot in Thai eyes. She’s got a kid? Sure she has. Where do you think that kid come from eh? Immaculate conception? She got it from her previous Thai boyfriend or husband idiot!!! She only went after the white boy as a last option when the Thai guy decided she wasn’t worth keeping around. So you guys pick her up, throw money at her, maybe even marry her and take her home so you can live in smug satisfaction that you have an exotic woman to look after you in your old age. It’s cheaper than going into an old folk’s home isn’t it? Hell, she might even tell you she loves you and you believe it. Then you can go around boasting to everyone about what a perfect marriage you have. Just what do you think all those people back home are saying? Yeah, that’s right. “Ooooh! Look at that idiot. He married one of those Thai (or Filipina) bar girls, a WHORE. What an idiot!!!” Yet, because he has a diploma hanging on his wall he thinks he is better than others. Sorry to tell you this boys but a diploma is as a diploma does.

Does a formal education prepare you for reality? I don’t think so. Just walking down Sukhumvit Road any time of the day or night disproves that clearly enough for anyone with their eyes to see. Me I guarantee if you stopped any one of those farung walking around with a WHORE on their arm they would tell you how well educated they are. They have a diploma on their wall. That makes them better than them uneducated peasant girls they are walking around with. Ha Ha Ha Aha!! Stop and think about it for a moment you guys. No. Make that a few hours so you have time to get your head around it properly. Who is leading who around?

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Stick has been kind enough to send Bart and me some more comments from readers reacting to our return. For the most part they have been supportive. One guy though was stupid enough to threaten to beat us up! Ha Ha Ha Aha!! It is obvious a couple of readers still don’t get it too. Let me, Aha, make it very clear for those of you who still cannot read very well. Bart and Aha are two very different people. If you had the brains to read and assess you would clearly see that our writing styles are very different.

Some of the people who sent emails about us that Aha quoted last week got upset that I showed their entire emails. Me I can understand that. It must be difficult to have your negative stupid sometimes downright insulting opinions out there for the world to see. Even worse if you were actually silly enough to show your email to your friends. I wonder what they think of you now morons? How do I know you are morons? Simple. Your grammar, syntax, and poor word choice made it abundantly clear. For sure you are football hooligans; the type that come over here get pissed, pick up a real ugly hag and then parade her proudly. Oh! And she is different of course isn’t she? Ha Ha Ha Aha!! Maybe you should read what Bart and me are saying a little closer. We are talking to guys like you because you need it. If you get insulted by what we say then you have the problem!

To the other Stickman readers who supported Bart and me when we was so unceremoniously booted we offer a heartfelt big Thank You. You guys wrote thoughtful well written emails using good grammar and polite language. See? Good breeding always shines through. Aha hopes you are reading and learning that being a visitor in Thailand means treating your hosts with respect. If you are lucky enough to meet a girl from a good family, whether they be rich or poor, me I hope you will behave in a manner that brings credit on us all. If you are unlucky enough to fall for a bar girl you deserve everything that happens to you from that moment on.

And to Stick, a big vote of thanks too. Bart and me are happy you relented and let us back on. We will continue to uplift the tone of your website every week.

Stickman's thoughts:

Published because the readership berate me when I try to kill off these two. Don't say I am not democratic…