Pussy Hunting in Thailand Part 5
Hey there Stickies!
Love us or hate us we are back!!!!!!
The votes are flowing in to Stickman after he banned Bart and me from submitting our stories to his site. He has sent me the reactions from readers and me I think we are all surprised by the many positive reactions and support we received. Not everyone was for us of course, but more than we thought said that we should be allowed to come back. To all you guys and even our detractors a big thanks. Bart and me like to think we are doing you guys a BIG favor by opening your eyes not only to the errors of your ways but the great possibilities available with REAL good women that are not hookers. There are plenty of them out there. All you have to do is go pussy hunting like Bart and me.
Me I will talk some more about Real Pussy Hunting in Thailand today but just in case you don’t believe the support we got take a look at these messages that Stick sent after he banned us. Me I don’t blame him. Nor does Bart. We know he was worried maybe we was telling the truth too much and we will scare off his readers. We all know a lot of his readers sorely need our advise but they just don’t know it yet. Here is some samples of the emails Stick sent me.
What is with this censorship and not publishing more from a writer……..
I thought the 4th in the series from Aha Wendigo was excellent – and spot on actually. Why won't you be publishing more from him? Is the truth hurting too many regular readers?
At least this guy is telling the truth – sure beats the dribble from Dana IMHO.
From John
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Stick,
Not publishing whoever is writing as Blackest Bart and Aha Wendigo (same guy?) would be really sad.
I'm a big fan, and their stories make me laugh out loud and bring a smidgen of joy to my otherwise dull stateside life.
I hope you reconsider.
Cheers,
Duffy
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"While I am all for freedom of speech and allowing people the chance to offer their opinion, I will not be publishing any more from this writer."
A mistake in my opinion.
From Dana
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What a wonderful (and tasteful) post by BKKSW. His writing skills are as good as his photography skills. Please tell him so. I thoroughly enjoyed his stories and the stories from Chiang Mai Kelly.
On the other hand, these goofballs Blackest Bart and Aha are terrible writers. Boring and obnoxious. What a waste to give these two jerkoffs web space when you could fill it with writers who have something to say.
Nonetheless, keep up the good work. It's all just my opinion.
Richard
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Stickman's thoughts:
While I am all for freedom of speech and allowing people the chance to offer their opinion, I will not be publishing any more from this writer.
Hey Stickman What's wrong with you ??? Have you turned into a feminist ??? That Blackest Bart writes a great article !! All I can figure out is maybe you're afraid of the Thai authorities . Tell me that's what it is so I don't think you've become one of those people that thinks women don't get enough in life and need money from men because of it.
You want to know how bad it is in America and how stupid men can be ? My next door neighbor,60 years old and married for many years, is a great example. He works 40 hours a week , up at 5 am every day. On Saturday morning he teaches kids at the church for 4 hours and on Sunday he takes the wife to church. The wife sits home all week and plays with the stupid little dog. Last sunday I saw him and the wife at the laundramat doing laundry. That woman who does nothing all week but spend his money on a stupid little vegetarian dog won't even do the laundry and makes him do it himself on his Sunday afternoon !
And this man is happy and loves her. Are you doing your best to turn Thailand into a place like America ? Please print every word of what Blackest Bart says. And leave the feminist thoughts where they belong. In the west. That's why so many of us have left. Keep them out of Thailand. They are a cancer. Carl
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Hi Stick,
Thank you, thank you, thank you for getting rid of those two foul mouthed cretins! I think the vast majority of readers will say. "Good riddance to bad trash!" There is a big difference between ribald humor, which I am a fan of, raunchy slime. Frankly they were polluting the website.
On another note, Can you recommend an English language school that is both reasonably priced and effective? I'm still playing the role of a long distance Good Samaritan to the cute Bar Girl I met on Soi 7/1 when Bxxxx and I had dinner together a few months ago. Don't worry! Neither money nor bodily fluids will be exchanged in this little adventure! If you know anything in the Sukumvit area, please send along the name and address. Will Eliza Doolittle be transformed into My Fair Lady? Who knows? But it should make an interesting submission when it all plays out!
Talk to later
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These are just some examples of the response to Bart and me getting banned. Me I have not edited or changed them at all. The readers who sent them in will vouch for that.
The last message is so funny I almost spat my morning coffee over my PhD tirak while we lounged in bed after a very satisfying Morning Glory. Most of the other messages were encouraging and supportive. Me I don’t mind either way. Bart and me was just Good Samaritans doing a good turn for our fellow farung in Thailand unlike our last detractor above. He can not even put together a coherent sentence while calling Bart and me bad things and then he goes on to tell Stick how he is supporting a bar girls to go to learn English so she can be transformed into My Fair Lady. Ha Ha Ha Ha Aha!!!!!!! If it wasn’t so pathetic it would be really funny. All this redemption will be done “without exchanging any bodily fluids” too!!! Whoooeeee!!! This is exactly what Bart and me have been trying to din through the thick skulls of you readers. A bar girl is a bar girl is a bar girl. Have not you heard the old saying, “You can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear”? No – this Stickman reader not only thinks he is going to “save” his bar girl but she is going to turn into Cinderella and become a Princess too. Me I think he will only end up with a Princess like Chiang Mai Kelly’s. What a joke! Yet he stand there judging Bart and Me from his lofty position in the gutter. I got news for him. He is just one of many suckers. His bar girl for sure has plenty of other gullible men like him on the string and she is milking them all for every Baht she can get. This guy must be living in La-La land. If he is stupid enough to keep sending her money in the hope he will ‘save’ this girl from a life of prostitution he deserves to lose the little money he has. Did you notice that he is also a Cheap Charlie? He wants to send her to the cheapest possible English school. Would anyone like to bet that when he comes back to Thailand she still can not speak English? Or if she can it will only be what she learned while screwing all her customers. The money he is sending her is going to her Thai boyfriend or on drugs drink and gambling. He thinks this might make an interesting submission? Please spare us Sucker!
What encouragement we got from Dana though! That was a surprise and a very nice surprise too. Thank you Dana. Who would of thunk that the Grand Master of Condomless Sex would even agree with anything Bart and me have to say? Amazing. There is hope for all you other mongers and sex fiends if Dana can see the sense of what we are trying to tell you.
John and Duffy are obviously men of intelligence. Anyone who likes me is my friend for sure eh? If we ever meet Aha will perform a Greeting Haka and buy them a beer.
As for the other losers who have written complaining about our submissions please go take a look in the mirror. You guys go out mongering with WHORES and think you are finding LERVE. You get what you pay for. If this truth hurts don’t blame the messengers. It is YOU GUYS that have the problem.
Hey! Wait a minute. Why am I telling you this? You know already deep in what is left of your tiny little hearts (the rest has been eaten up by cheap sex and skanky bar girls). In a way Bart and me are happy there are so many stupid mongers out there like you because it leaves the field wide open for us. Why should we tell you our secrets? The truth is we are just nice guys and that’s the way we are. We’ll help anybody in the hope that they will see what they have been doing to themselves is ruining their lives and a lot of young Thai women’s lives too. So if you don’t like what I am saying take a look at yourself. The truth hurts don’t it? Get over it and get a real life.
Now it is time to talk about the best ways to go Pussy Hunting. I already covered this a little bit before but today Aha will give you some real valuable informations so listen up and learn.
If you are living in Thailand and you have met any good quality Thai men make friends with them. They are your best chance to meet good Thai women. For sure these men will know many girls from good families. Some will be secretaries, some will be personal assistants to big bosses, some will work in laboratories, or banks, or insurance companies. It doesn’t matter where they work. You most of them have a good education and many will be interested in meeting you. My girlfriends ask me all the time to find nice young men for their friends. They are dying to meet some. But you know what? I never to because all the good farung men I know are married and the ones that aren’t are too addicted to whoring. I would be ashamed to introduce them to anyone decent. Your Thai man friend will be asked to introduce you to these ladies too for sure. Just make sure you tell him you are interested. Every day I meet women this way. My Thai friends know I am available and they love to help. They know plenty of good women who have never actually talked to a farung. Whenever I get to know them they tell me they have wanted to for a long time. To them we are like the black guys in the States are to white women. They are all curious. Are we as big as they have heard? Are we polite and treat our women well, unlike Thai mens? It does not matter if you are not as well hung as me Aha. It does matter that you are kind and polite. Do not get angry in front of them or show that you are impatient for any reason. Even if some lower-order Thai is doing the stupidest thing possible in front of you do not get upset. Just smile and laugh it off with your new girlfriend. Let her smooth the wrinkles out of Thai life for you. After you show her you respect her enough to let her take care of the little problems and aggravations you meet every day she will start to like you for sure. That is when she will start thinking you are a good potential sex partner.
Be very clear at this stage that you make her understand what you are looking for in your relationship with her. Some girls are only looking for a husband. Let those ones down gently by telling them you are not ready to get married and have kids. You are young and want to have fun. If she accepts that then you are going to have a good time together. She will still think deep within her that she would like to marry you but she will take the opportunity to get to know you better. Where better do you know someone than in bed? If she tells you she is looking for a husband only then go look for another girls. Do not ever lead on these women. They are fragile human beings. Be honest with them and they will love you for it.
If you thought sex with a down and dirty Thai whore was good just wait until you have sex with a good Thai girl who likes you. These girls eat a lot of chillis. In fact you should look for the ones that like to heap the chillis on their food. It makes them HOT. I mean literally hot. Sometimes the chilli residue can burn your mouth when you kiss her. Same with kissing her on the mouth too. Never kiss a Thai girl after she has just finished a meal of Som Tum. Her mouth stink. On the other hand her tongue will burn its way down your throat. Nothing wrong with that but if you are not used to chillis the pain can be distracting.
What I like about sex with good Thai girls is the effort and the heart they put into it. With a whore you get the moans, the groans, the writing and all but when it is over and you have paid her you feel like you just ate a Chinese meal. It was good for a minute but you are hungry again soon after. You never have that feeling with a good girl. When she moans and groans and shudders you know she is not faking it. Her whole heart is in it with you and that’s why Bart and me go Pussy Hunting in Thailand. There is nothing else in the world like it. Me I love that wonderful feeling of love and anticipation and gratification I get with these girls. Sometimes it is like she have put her hand in my chest and squeezed my heart into hers. We become one single writhing organism joined in mind and heart and body. Can you say you have ever felt like that with a Thai whore and believed it was real? Of course not. Maybe some of you have felt like that but did the whore? Or was she just faking it so you would give her more money? Of course you gave her more money unless you are a real Cheap Charley. Me and Bart never have to worry about that. Our only problem is how to move on if the girl gets too deeply in love and wants to take our relationship to the next stage. Me I will tell you about that next week.
Stickman's thoughts:
After declaring that these two clowns would not be published any more I received a deluge of emails from readers, some in support, and some in support. The split was about 50 : 50. While I personally may not like what they say, or rather, the way they say it, that about 50% of the readership enjoys what they say means that it would be wrong to refrain from publishing them. With that in mind, they are back. I have taken the liberty of publishing two other submissions today also, so even if you don't like these two clowns, there is some other good reading for you to enjoy.
