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If She Speaks Good English

  • Written by Anonymous
  • December 20th, 2006
  • 3 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok


We are so often told to beware. But when the beauty is there and the she doesn't work in bars, what does the old fool do?

In Pattaya, where I live, it is safe to say that over 90% of the attractive women are on the game in some obvious or well disguised form whether we like it or not.

With the dangers of indiscretion I find it wise to not talk out of school in this country. Suffice it to say, I just survived another trap with my finances intact. A miracle in my mind because I was totally devastated when the candy was taken away. When they are 30, for sure solid 9s and have as a net worth over the average Hong Kongese ($200,000), it could be big trouble, even if they mostly got it from wealthy Euro benefactors.

What have I learned after 4 years here? I think it is safe to say I live in the town of old love seekers and young business ladies. If you are over 50, can you reasonably expect love from people 20 and 30 years younger? When I was 30 I could not even lay with a 40 year old woman, how can they do it if it is not only for money?

Some questions to ask ourselves when falling into one these intoxicating sex festivals are : Does she give me consistent information? Would she live in a tent with me? How does she speak English so damn well? Does she discuss money often? Do I get any real respect from her at all?

The best thing about them speaking English well and having an education is that they will show you how Thais really feel about us and how much contempt they often have for our age and appearance. They will show you IF you are listening and not still blind. I am always blind if I am trying to screw them into love. How well can we see with a Ciallis / Viagra or Kamagra cocktail?

Sure we read the expert's advice on only sleeping with them at most 3 times. But what if you have one that is not so busy she provides really warm lovemaking? And you don't have to worry about a condom and their English is great?

Personally I am so tired of bargirls I made the step up to the next category. It is not safe there, in fact it is more dangerous indeed.

I found myself thinking back to my early 30's when women were much kinder to me than they have been in the past few decades and it felt wonderful. Until it came time to gut me at the end.

Still remember the screaming as if it was yesterday and it is 7 weeks ago now… Days of sleep deprivation made me lose judgment in ways I am embarrassed to admit. And the knives and death threats are rattling when you are without real rest for nearly a week. Hallucinations and pain seemed endless.

As I said earlier, WATCH OUT, no matter how smart you think you are. WE are no match for really beautiful sexy girls who have lived here for a few years or more and have all these other desperate options. In our lives we learn that women are stronger than men in matters of sex and emotion and I wish I had remembered that…

If you are with her one month and she urges you to wake up and you find yourself standing in a new house for sale, is that a clue? She already has two houses and you live in a one room condo and you should buy a house for any potential baby you might have? Well, as time goes by hindsight is helpful… If we let them, they will beat our money out of us and fast. THE CODE IS TO GET AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
Enough folks here know of the dramatic events that played out at the end and even the ones with masters degrees can spit out "F**king idiot man"!!

Are those old boys right when in their seventies they say, hey love passed me by, all I can do now is help someone's family a little for some companionship? Maybe they are..

ANONYMOUS

Stickman's thoughts:

Yep, it can be a battlefield, especially if one plays in the "wrong places".