Stickman Readers' Submissions May 2nd, 2006

Whips, Cream And Furry Handcuffs

I have lived in Thailand for ten years and in that time I have had relationships of a carnal nature with some seriously hot babes. Sometimes it was free but usually I paid the going rate. Sometimes the girls were starfish, sometimes not. You pays your money and takes your choice.

And then, a few months ago I met a department store sales girl. I took her out for dinner, dancing and to the movies. She told me at the outset that she had strange tastes. She drinks Pernod which is strange enough but I had no idea what was coming.

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Fon is a stunningly good-looking woman. Twenty eight years old and five feet seven in her bare feet. Her hair is long and naturally, jet-black. Her legs seem to go on forever and she has a sizzling figure. Her skin is white, almost Caucasian-white. She has never worked in a go-go bar or a bar beer in her life. She is from Chiang Rai and she is a kinky-sex goddess. She is my Mia Noi. I am a novice.


Fourth Date : Fon’s Apartment

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Fon stood in front of me naked, except for her high heeled shoes. Her long legs slightly astride. She sifted her mane of long black hair through her fingers, lifting her arms above her head as she did so.

I held the two pairs of furry handcuffs up to eye level. She smiled and tilted her head forward slightly.

“Don’t hurt me” she purred as she offered me her wrists. We had played this game before. I knew I wasn’t going to hurt her but she was never completely sure.

Twenty minutes later and I was completely knackered. I had already released her bindings sometime during the main event.

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Now, we lay there in silence for a while, panting. I’m not as young as I used to be and copulating with this kind of intensity leaves me completely spent for a few minutes.

We lay there covered in sweat and what was left of the ice-cream.

Presently, Fon took me by the hand and led me to the shower.

That song came to mind : “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me”


So how the..??!!… Well. It was a bit like this.

First Date :

Friday after work, I met Fon outside the shopping mall where she works. Up until now we knew very little about each other. I knew she sold watches and she knew that my office was in the building next door.

We went to the Grand Hyatt Erawan for dinner and afterwards we went downstairs to Spasso for drinks and some dancing. We had fun. No communication problems. Her English is first class. And I fancied her like hell.

I took her home around half past midnight. She did not invite me in to her apartment and I didn’t ask. She gave me a Thai ‘sniff’ on the cheek, told me she had enjoyed the evening and asked me to call her next week. All very proper and I could hardly wait.

Second Date :

The movies at Siam Paragon. I bought some VIP tickets which I think were six hundred baht each followed by dinner at the Hard Rock Café. Her suggestion, not mine.

We were getting on very well and always had something to talk about. Being with Fon was no effort at all. Then, over dinner at the HRC she leaned closer and said to me in that sweet Thai way, “Khun Hill, jaah. Can I ask you something?” She could ask me anything. I leaned towards her.

“Next Wednesday is my birthday, you know.”

I didn’t.

“Can you buy something for me, pleeeaase?”

Oh, here we go I thought to myself. Brace yourself son. I leaned closer, inviting her to continue but determined to draw the line at a Mercedes 500SL.

Fon produced a print of an Ebay website page and on it was a picture of a set of leather bondage items. You could have knocked me down with a feather!! Two leg restraints, two sets of furry handcuffs, a blindfold, a gag and a cat o’ nine tails, all neatly packed in a presentation box.

I think my mouth fell open because I couldn’t speak for a moment or two.

She wasn’t joking either. Fon wanted me to buy one of these bondage sets for her birthday. Once I was convinced that this was not a wind-up. I agreed to try to get my hands on said equipment.

Third Date:

Fon’s birthday and I had successfully procured a set of bondage toys, just like the ones she had shown me from the Ebay website. I didn’t buy these from Ebay but I figured this must be the smartest $100 investment I had ever made.

I handed her the gift wrapped box over dinner at the Sala Daeng Italian Restaurant in Silom. She didn’t open it, she looked at me asking the unspoken question. I nodded. The excitement in her face was palpable. We left early. She was keen to try out these new toys without delay. I was pretty excited too.

Fon loved these toys and immediately got into the spirit of things. I had never done this kind of thing before but boy is it fun. I fastened her wrists with the handcuffs, and secured her ankles with the leg restraints. I tied the blindfold around her head. I left the gag in the box thinking I might take this piece home and put it to better use on the wife. I didn’t use the cat.

These toys are great but as with all sport, practice makes perfect and we practiced a lot.

We don’t use them all the time anymore but talk about spice up your life!!

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Stickman's thoughts:

You're living the dream, Mr. Union Hill, you really are!

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