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I Love My Little Whore

  • Written by Anonymous
  • May 17th, 2004
  • 2 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok

By Cheeky Bastard


I love Thailand, I love my little Whore.
I love her boyfriend’s money, All Four.
Please, you wealthy falang, keep sending us more.
The time to go to The ATM, I just simply adore.

UK man, this is for you to be told.
Thanks for ONLY buying 3 baht gold.
My little Whore has this already sold.
Some more would be nice, if I can be so bold.

Please UK man; learn a proper time to call.
When you ring late it drives us up the wall.
Bloody Hell man you’ve got some gall.
We even had to turn the TV down, while watching foot-ball.

German man, you send Euros and thanks a bunch.
You have no idea, there’s no such thing as a free lunch.
One time, you shouted, and we thought you had a hunch.
I was only 5 feet from you, and ready to land that punch.

You German men, you strut and you talk so proud.
Please tell us why you have to be so loud.
To love my Little Whore forever you have vowed
She just laughs, says she’s never seen a man so under endowed.

Oz, my friend you are far from the best.
You send less money much more than the rest.
This is true, you tight sod, and I do not jest.
But soon your bank account we will test.

Little Oz, you are young, learnt the world you have not.
You think you know all, but you’re only just out of your cot.
This lesson; you will get your fingers burnt oh so hot.
Hopefully this will make you grow up and learn a lot.

Mr Mario, an Italian it has been said.
Your oh so old and soon to be dead.
To make you happy my Little Whore you can Wed.
Just make that WILL out correctly, so we are always fed.

Your Italian reputation, everyone knows you’re not poor.
The talks about how much money you have at death's door.
Believe us before you die; we will try to get more.
Our bank, loves to keep the money we store.

Our life is good; you help to lift our lifestyle.
We just collected our new car to drive mile after mile.
Yes, you guessed it; we paid cash from your money pile.
But we did give the car dealer a nice big smile.

I ask you to sit and think, am I Thai or a Western man.
One thing for sure I’m going to take you for all that I can.

Stickman's thoughts:

Very funny! Most enjoyable to read!