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I Love My Little Whore Part 5

  • Written by Anonymous
  • May 24th, 2004
  • 2 min read


Black Pagoda Patpong Bangkok

By Cheeky Bastard


The last sister in this group, is our Porn
gives many man the right bloody horn.
Now she is a bitch, no condoms are worn
At least 5 abortions before the baby was born.

She works in Bangkok, met a man from la-France
by pounding Sukhumvit sois and working free-lance.
He tells everyone he’s lucky just met her by chance
she’s not from a bar, so it is really ro-mance.

When he goes home, she still goes to work every night
nothing has changed when he’s out of her sight.
Her mobile he will call, with all of his might
its turned off, a new customer as this is her plight.

He sends her money for the apartment and rent
she spends this money, one hundred percent.
A lie in told, with NO honest intent
she’ll know how to get more money in any event.

The buffalo was sick, and was really ill
my mamma needed big money to buy it a pill
Money all gone and pay only this bill
The crafty bitch can lie, she has the skill.

This money is spent on her boyfriend so Thai
to buy him drugs and keep him so high.
Not this old story, I hear you sigh
just give her your wallet and watch it bleed dry.

Her Thai man, this is her cost, her main overhead
he’s not told her I’m HIV + and he’s soon to be dead.
HIV in Thailand, an unknown percentage it has to be said
so please use a condom, and stop its fast spread.
No condom, your thoughts will be full of life’s dread
your life is a gift, and can not be re-tread.

To bareback our Porn, it will cost no more
“Up-To-You” maybe just a dollar or four.
Now this is a trait we all simply abhor
just think about how many men have been there before.

It’s all about money, one-way or the other
if you don’t like Porn, then there’s always the mother.
We cater for all, some men like another
don't worry because she has many a gay Brother.

So either way, your money will soon be ours
you thought us stupid, and just work in the bars.
We are the ones that are driving new cars
getting your money, we're all super-stars

The brothers tales are to be told next week
so please stop by and have peek.

Stickman's thoughts:

As poems they are mildly amusing, but when one realise that what you say is all mostly true, they become a real hoot!