Readers' Submissions

The Life Of A Horny 16 Year Old Forever

  • Written by Phil Ross
  • April 21st, 2004
  • 3 min read



There have appeared recently on the Stickman website numerous reader submissions written by some of the more senior citizens who choose to frequent Thailand for their vacation. A number of these submissions describe activities involving the said elderly gentlemen seeking the company of Thai women young enough to be their daughter and in one recent case in particular the Thai woman in question was even young enough to be the old fellow's granddaughter.

I must tell you that I find this fellow's submission and his general attitude to be thoroughly repulsive. I think he and elderly senior citizen such as him should feel ashamed of themselves for acting in such a disgusting and morally contemptuous way. You are an immature fool and you should grow up and act your age.

Naaaaaa Just Kidding! You're actually a bit of a legend and I wish you all the best of luck mate. Keep flying the flag whilst you still can and the minute you start listening to the righteous moral voice of bigoted hypocritical corrupt society you give up the will to live.

Just to let you know I am a younger dude and when I see old dudes like yourself I don’t think you should grow up and act your age. Why the hell should anybody grow up for Christ's sake? Stay young, look young and think young as long as you can. Anybody who tells you otherwise is just a jealous old fool living in denial who secretly wishes they could let go of the morals and strings of society and live life like you.

I hope when I am of ripe old age like yourself that I will still be able to keep up my health and appearance (and penis) to a level that will enable me to live the life of a horny 16 year old forever. I will be getting hair transplants and dyeing away all the grey. I will still be driving an expensive 2 door luxury sports car. I will still be wearing trendy shoes, watches, after shave and other accessories. I will still be eating out every night because I can’t be bothered cooking for myself in my bachelor pad. I probably will not be going to Marine Disco in Pattaya wearing the same tight black leather pants that I do now but I will still be going to Marine Disco, don’t worry about that. I will not be having a mid life crisis because I will never reach the maturity level of mid life!

We in the West had the good fortune to be born into affluent countries and any guilt we feel for using our wealth to purchase the sexual services of women from poor countries is wasted mental energy. A third of men in the West have a lot of testosterone and like to shag around and pay for sex at home or abroad. A third of men in the West have a lot of testosterone but do not feel comfortable paying for sex. They get more satisfaction from monogamous relationships. And a third of men in the West do not possess much in the way of testosterone at all. It is this third category that does the most preaching about moral values and standards of behavior. I don’t pay much attention to this category and I am damn glad that God didn’t put me in this category.

So the next time an old hag from some Western country sees you livin’ it up in Thailand and she tells you to act your age you can tell her thanx for the advice and you are acting exactly as old as you feel and you are happy to see she is acting like the fat old cow that she is too.

Stickman says:

Do all young guys agree?