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Help, Get This Girl Out Of My Bed!

  • Written by Anonymous
  • August 6th, 2001
  • 4 min read

By Ranger



I had a very nice time with a girl from Nana Plaza a few days before and decided to go and see her again and this time take her on a real "date" and get to know her. Dinner and a movie, the sort of thing you might do with a girl back home. As you will see, it's not always quite the same when you try to "date" an uneducated farm girl working in a go-go bar.

I arrived at her bar and she is sitting next to me before I can finish sitting down and is very, very happy. We have a quick drink, and she asks if I will buy her "no 1 friend" a drink too. I do, and then the mamasan comes over and my gal asks me to buy her a drink too. Is this the same girl that I literally had to force payment upon last time? I ignore the request for the mamasan drink and pay her bar fine and tell her to get changed and we'll go on our "date".

I take her to the Landmark Hotel for the fantastic and very expensive buffet, and notice when we sit down in the light of the restaurant, that she has "whore make-up" on. She is a pretty girl and doesn't look good all "whored-up". At least I don't think, maybe some guys like that look, but I prefer the more natural look. Also, I am a bit uncomfortable being in this very upscale restaurant with an obvious bar girl. We eat dinner, and she doesn't eat much. I keep trying to get her to eat more, but she insists that she is too full. I notice throughout dinner that the conversation is not too stimulating either.

We hop the skytrain and go to a movie at Major Ekamai. I get a Pepsi and she wants a big bag of dried squid tentacles and popcorn. What the F? We were just at one of the best restaurants in town and she was full, now she wants a snack! She says the food at the restaurant was "no good" (I guess they didn't have Isaan food!) and she wanted her dried squid and popcorn. She can tell that I am slightly pissed off and backs off on the popcorn, but still insists on the squid. We head into the movie and she munches the whole big ass bag of squid tentacles!

The movie is Snatch, a Pulp Fiction wannabe that is quite good. Of course the F word appears quite a bit, and EVERY single time she hears it, she giggles and says "they said fucking-he he he". I am on a date with Beavis and Butthead! I get her home to my apartment and I realize that I really don't like this girl very much. Last time, I just took her from the bar and we just went home and had great sex, but now I have no interest in being with this immature, shallow, and basically stupid girl.

She showers while I get on the computer and do some work. She gets impatient and wants me to come to bed. When I finally do come to bed, she pretends to be asleep. Fine with me, I turn out the lights and sleeping is all I want to do. She hugs me and says "just kidding" and starts kissing me. I barely return her affections (I feel like I am a bar girl with an ugly, fat Farang and have to do things that I don't want to do). Here I am in bed with a beautiful, naked girl with a fabulous body who really, really likes me, and I have no interest in her. I go through the motions and finish as quickly as I can and tell her goodnight and that I want to sleep now. I have to push her back to her side of bed several times telling her that I can't sleep like that.

In the morning, I slip the 1000B under her purse (she takes it this time without saying a word, last time I had to force her to take payment) and rush her out the door. I think she senses that I am not happy and asks "you no want see me again?" I should have told her the truth, but said that I would see her again "sometime". I guess I will avoid walking past her bar for a while! Or maybe, I'll drop in for a drink and tell her I can't take her tonight and she'll get the hint.

When you try to establish a relationship with these girls instead of just taking them out for some short time fun, you sometimes find out that you don't have a whole lot in common with them.

Stickman says:

This is a great example of how you can take the girl out of the bar but…..